MATTHEW ALLEN CLASBY traipsed through his childhood and early adolescence re-enacting his favorite film moments and devouring the lives of celebrities and pop icons through television. Feverish with the debut of such tabloid television as Entertainment Tonight (when Mary Hart sported her FIRST face and John Tesh was a correspondent and not an easy listening Casio Keyboard Casanova), Clasby ached to be a part of it all. He escaped the tortures of a mid-west high school by flinging himself with little abandon into the glamour and excitement of secretarial school, inspired by his cinematic Cinderella, Lily Thomlin's turn as Violet Newstead in "9 TO 5".

Realizing dictation wasn't a form of foreplay, Clasby became disenchanted with the dream of corporate couplings. His instincts and carnal sense of deprivation eventually lead him to the Golden Palace of Los Angeles of course, where he has been toiling in the trenches of Entertainment Publicity for one thankless bitch after another. Enduring one humiliation after another at the hands of a cast of Hollywood's most notable and wretched he has emerged, sassy and satirical as ever. With tongue firmly in cheek, unless otherwise engaged, and a sassy waggering finger, Clasby and Troy are poised to wreak havoc on the Holy land of Hollywood, one mockery at a time.

To contact Matthew (and say really nice things about him), drop him a line at matthewclasby@thegaysonfilm.com.

MICHAEL TROY was born on the set of The Godfather Part II. His mother was obsessed with Al Pacino's piercing portrayal of Michael Corleone in Coppola's award winning trilogy and not only insisted on naming Michael after the mobster, but birthing him in Pacino's presence. Fortunately for Pacino, he was called to set before the rapturous moment, but made sure to have her promptly arrested.

When Carla's water broke it was a messy but telling moment in Michael's history as his obsession with blockbusters and celluloid emerged, as did he, through that gory canal. Before even learning to speak Michael begged his film fanatic mother to take him to see one summer box office topper after another (once they were sprung from the clink of course). His appetite was insatiable, except for when his mother allowed him his butt-plug of course. Once he realized a tent-pole film didn't have quite the allure he hoped, he tossed all past disappointments aside and headed to tinsel town. Now matching Clasby scheme for scheme, the comedic connoisseurs are poised to take down the town!

To contact Michael (for cash favors, presents or arrange for donations of any kind), send him an e-mail at michaeltroy@thegaysonfilm.com.